A collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose.
Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s genuine southern recipes, this book is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
